Opposite Sex - Hilarious
This is hilarious! 
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, 
relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.. The sweat 
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.3. Lovemaking 
can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 
can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports 
you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 
you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria 
and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 
is an instant cure for mild depression.It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. 
The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 
The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 
