05/25/11 ~ SmileCampus

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend

Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

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Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)

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Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

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Age : 18-25 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

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Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) : · 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)·

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bike rides each duration 1 hour

· trips to National Highways ·

5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple

· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days · Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

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· 2 movies (Romantic movies only) per month (on weekends)· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)www.SmileCampus.blogspot.com

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper. Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend) Plz

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NOTE:

1. Only females.

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2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

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3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions. There is more: www.SmileCampus.blogspot.com

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc. Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even www.SmileCampus.blogspot.comif candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,, , never ends!! Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:Name/fresher- exp/age.

Photo & Phone number must be in attachment.

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To the email address via mailNote: Applications without photo will be rejected

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Opposite Sex - Hilarious

Opposite Sex - Hilarious

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!